Lose a guy in 10 days, lol

We have all seen How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. I hope at least. Well, I got some inspiration from that. I thought it would be fun, soooooo....

1. Use ugly pet names. Like, Benny Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo, nice right? Or Sweety McSweetykins. 

Ducky, Muffin, BabyBoy, SNOOKUMS!

2.Ignore him sometimes if he opens a door for you also. Just be like, *sneeze as walking through the door.* Occasionally ignore a text from him. When you see his messages on facebook, look at them and then ignore them. It's so mean, lol.

3. Talk about your period, even if you're not on yours. Just complain about how guys don't have one and how we do and it makes us feel like crap. Say your mad at him because he doesn't understand it. Tell him how a tampon is so uncomfortable sometimes. Ask them to buy you midol or tampons... lol

4. When a guy is around our ages, 17-20 they don't like when you use baby talk around their friends... Do it! Be like, "Hey my lil baby cakes, how was your day baby cheeks!" (baby cheeks?) HELL! get a love fern(: and then when he doesn't water it, cry... a lot.

5. Be as uncooperative that you can be. It's always your way and always will be. He doesn't get to pick what you watch a night, what you listen to on the way out to eat, or even where you eat, EVEN IF HE'S PAYING! 

6. Make fun of his friends. Be like, "your bestie is totes cra cra. Like is he okay BABY CAKES?" Then his other friends are just, what's his face. No names. 

7. Ex's are the key. Even if you talk about how horrible they were or how great they were/are. It will piss them off because you are still thinking about them, and if you are, in all honesty... get back with them or get over them. or GTFO! but anyway, say you miss them, you just text them, or you hate them, or speak of memories with them. 

I did this just to be funny. If you want to be break up with someone, it will make them feel better in the end if you just break up with them. Don't play with them. I think that the end of the movie tells you that, it could be love.(: lol.

Play Uno

1. The first thing to do to play Uno, is of course, buy Uno cards. You will also 2-4 players.

2. The next thing is is to shuffle and each of you get a card. Just one! The person with the highest number is the dealer.

3. You each will get 7 cards. The rest will be used to draw from if you cannot place a card you have already down.

4. Turn the top card on the pile that you draw from, on the table and that will start the game!

5. Now you need to start rotation. The person left of the dealer will start by putting a card down if they have a color that matches or a number that matches the card that was put down from the drawing pile. If it is a skip, that person is skipped, if it is a draw 2, that person has to draw 2, ect.

6. A tricky part of the game is the wild cards, skips, reverses, draw fours. I will explain them all. A wild card is used whenever you want to. They get to pick a color for the next card. A skip is simple, the next person is skipped. A reverse is simple also, unless there is only 2 players. If there are 2 people, you can reverse it back to and if you have another reverse, reverse it back to you, and if you have a skip also, you can skip it back to you, and ect. If there are more than 2 then it goes back to the person that was before you. Draw fours and semi-simple. They make the next person draw four, and you get to pick the color you want. You need to think though, what cards do you have the most and least of.

7. If you cannot put a card in the pile, draw a card from the draw pile, you can draw up to 2 then it moves on to the next person.

8. Now something that I alwayssssss forget! When you have two cards left, you need to say UNO when you put the next one down! Before it hits the pile or someone can say, draw 2 which means of course, you have to draw to as a punishment for not saying UNO in time.

9. Once you or another player runs out of cards, THEY WIN!

10. When the game is over, tally the scores. When you tally the scores, the person that got rid of their cards first, gets all the points. Draw 2's, reverses, and skips are 20pts. Wild cards, and plus fours, are 50pts. The other cards are the numbers that they are.

Nothing

Lets start with the most basic thing... how to do nothing! MWAHAHAHAHHAHA it's GENIUS!
1.Now then, You want to schedule time to do nothing, or you can't do nothing! because guess what, you'll be doing something in your nothing time!
2.Thennnnn, find a quiet place! In the quiet, you can just sit there and do nothing. If there's people or music guess what! You'll be listening to them!

3.After you've found that place, make sure there's an alarm so you know when your "you/nothing" time is over.
4.Noooooo computers! Laptops! phones! FRIENDS! Just you!
5.Sit by yourself, be alone, just relax. Maybe even day dream if you like(:
6.If you would like, meditate. It's close enough to be considered doing nothing I guess(:
7.Let your muscles relax, your face, nose, toes, ect. just lay there and relax.
8.Then when your time is over, GET UP!!!! do something. Drink an expresso if you want.