Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Cool Whip Cookies

They are the best cookies in the whole world! I made them and brought them into work... they were gone within a hour. It was crazy! Everyone loves them! My family and I ate a whole batch in like a day... they are so good. The things you will need is a mixing bowl, a cookie sheet, a tub of cool whip,cake mix, 2 eggs, powdered sugar, and I recommend wax paper.

1. You will want to heat your oven to 350 degrees. You would think that they would need a hotter over, which isn't true they cook perfectly at 350.

2. Put the cake mix in a mixing bowl, then add the 2 eggs. Mix that together, then mix in the whole tub of cool whip, yes you can eat cool whip left in the container. It will be hard to mix, but it is worth it. Just keep mixing until it looks right. It will be very thick, which is okay. 


3. You are going to get a spoonful of the dough and then drop in the powdered sugar. Roll the dough around until the dough is covered. Then put it on the cookie sheet. Do this several times.You can fit about 12 of an cookie sheet.


4. PUT IT IN THE OVEN! COOK THE COOKIES! The cookies should be done in about 8 minutes, you will know they are done when they start to turn brown on the outside of the cookie. They will be veryyyy soft and kind of not done? But they will continue to cook. Trust me, they are perfectly done if you do as I say! 


Let them cool for about 10 minutes, they will be fully done then. Then try them, good right? I thought so... you are welcome. 



Thursday, March 20, 2014

Make Deviled Eggs

Theeee best Easter food in the world! Deviled eggs are soooo good. I learned from my grandma. If you don't like miracle whip, hard boiled eggs, and mustard... don't even read this. When I think Easter, I think about eggs, and pink of course. When you make deviled eggs, you will need, a big pot, about 10-12 eggs, miracle whip, mustard, vinegar, and a big bowl. 

Step 1. You need to put the eggs in the pot that you have. Put water in the pot about an 1 to 2 inches above the eggs. Once you have the water and eggs, put the eggs on the stove. 

Step 2. Turn the stove on about 6 or 7. Once the water is boiling, turn it off. Let the eggs sit in there for about 15 to 20 mins. 

Step 3. When time is up, drain the pan, and put cold water with ice cubes in it. You may have to change the ice and water a few times, but once the eggs are cooled, put a sheet of wax paper on the counter. Just to caught the shells. 

Step 4. Lightly bang the eggs on the counter to break the shells. The just start peeling, sometimes they are easy to peel. If you have older eggs they are easier to peel. When they are fresher, they are harder to peel, but both work. Just the older eggs will look better because the eggs won't have chunks out of whites. Sometimes it happens, oh well. They still taste good (;

Step 5. When they are all peeled, cut them in half, vertically. 

Step 6. Take the yolk out of the egg, the space where the yolk was is where you put the combination of the following things. 

Step 7. Mash the yolks up and nice and powder like. Some chunks are okay, not a lot! No one likes to many chunks or to little... lol? Sounds weird, oh well.

Step 8. Once the yolks are all nice and powdery, put some miracle whip and mustard. Not to much because you can always add more, you can't take it out once it is put it... so be careful with the condiments. I don't use measurements, just do it by your tastes. Once it looks good, add a little bit of vinegar. 

Step 9. Put the mixture in the whites, hell, put some of top of the whole egg actually. You will have more mixture than you need, just eat the rest, it taste so good! lol.

Step 10. EAT THEM! They are yummyz right? I think so... if you did it right anyway. Don't add paprika, it just ruins everything...


Monday, March 17, 2014

Feng Shui Your Bedroom from Negative Energy

We all have negative energy in our lives, it is unavoidable... People tend to just live with it, how about we don't? Why should we? It's not good to be around negative energy all the time, even just some of the time. Your bedroom... you really don't want negative energy, let's be real...  
I want to help you, and in all honesty, myself also. Anyone heard of Feng Shui? No? Alright, Feng Shui is a system of laws considered to govern spatial arrangement and orientation in relation to the flow of energy, and whose favorable or unfavorable effects are taken into account when siting and designing buildings. Let's Feng Shui our rooms!

Step 1. Don't have a mirror facing your bed, or mirrored closet doors. They end up putting to much energy in a room, the point of Feng Shui is to calm everything.










Step 2. Try not to put your bed under a beam, they can disrupt your sleep. If there is no way around this, hand 2 bamboo flutes from it, they are supposed to block unwanted energy from the head. 





Step 3. No water in the bedrooms anymore. No water paintings, no pictures of waterfalls, no fish tanks, NOTHING. Maybe a glass of water is fine... nahhh skip that too.





Step 4. Like flowers? Maybe a tree? I don't think so! No plants, no green... get over it people. The plants are bad! NO MORE VEGANS! EAT THE MEAT! cows, okay... oinks? yes! lettuce? NO! leave them in the kitchen(:





Step 5. Put your bed anywhere, just not against a wall. That's no good people! Do you want negative energy? I didn't think so. When you are... ya know... it can bring bad energy to have it against a wall. It means that one of you will be TRAPPED! You can't get out?! What?! Exactly... get out of the middle! Move the bed to the middle of the room, good energy, and no not being able to get up when you have to pee later... just saying, we have done it. Don't lie.





Step 6. Yes, we all like tv at night... Butttttttttt no more. I'm not saying get rid of it. Just like, cover it or put it in the closet, maybe turn it around, ect. Just don't look at it! YOU WILL DIE! well maybe not... But don't try it! Really wanna press your luck? I don't! 




Step 7. We all like reading at night right? A good book before bed is calming... until you have a mountain of books next to your bed, so high that you can't even see the door... yeah, we've all been there. Well only nerds to be honest... psssstttt, Hancock. The books are okay, just not to many books. When you are done with one... put it away. IN THE LIVING ROOM! 



Now, I've said pretty much, clean your room... make the rest of your house CRAP. Well, maybe in another post, we will clean house? No... I'm to tired... But just follow the steps, and you will have little to no negative energy in your bed room.

Make Fresh Lemonade

Everyoneeeee lovessss lemonadeeee! Especially like lemon shake-ups. Which is pretty much just fresh lemonade, lol

1#. you will need around 3-4 lemons, around 2 cups of sugar, a pitcher, long spoon, and water.

2#. you need to roll the lemons, then cut them in half. 



3#. squeeze the lemons in the pitcher you have. don't worry about the pulp. It will taste better if there is pulp(:

4#. add water to the lemon juice, there should be around half a pitcher of water. (warm water so the sugar will dissolve)

5#. then add sugar and stir!

6#. once the sugar is all dissolved and what not, add more water, almost fill the pitcher. 


7#. Stir, then DRINK IT! it's yummy isn't it?! (to make it cold, add like a few ice cubes or put it in the freezer for a few minutes.)

Friday, March 14, 2014

Write a Blog

Since, well I am writing a blog, I don't need many sources. It's so easy it's like a kindergarten thing to do. You just write what you want to write about. What interest you?

1#. decide what you like to talk about.

2#. go to a website that you can make a blog on, example: blogger.com

3#. do you want to write about cars, cats, rats, tats, mats, ect? think about it.. what makes you giggle and get all warm inside!  mats do right? (;

4#. See if there are blogs like the one you pick, you can get ideas or talk bad about them of course lol. but do whatever (;

5#. make a name for your blog.

6#. then design your blog, make it pretty! or pimpin'. whichever you like. use blood... blood is nice, isn't it?

7#. once you have made it all pretty (or pimpin') decide what your first blog will be like, how will you start it? Will you use pictures, how about videos? music? bad grammer (me)? 

8#. now start to type! it's so easy, until you run out of things to write about, then you get mad and decide to write about how to blog... cough cough...


9#. POST IT! it is now viral! send it to friends! family! stalkers...? either way, do it! make people read it! make it cool! blogging is cool... i might barf from saying that.... *BARF* ew... 

10#. now, sit there and watch the views go up... watch it... see it grow... GET THE POWERRRR!

just saying, don't go power crazy... its not fun. it might be... take control!