Feng Shui Your Bedroom from Negative Energy

We all have negative energy in our lives, it is unavoidable... People tend to just live with it, how about we don't? Why should we? It's not good to be around negative energy all the time, even just some of the time. Your bedroom... you really don't want negative energy, let's be real...  
I want to help you, and in all honesty, myself also. Anyone heard of Feng Shui? No? Alright, Feng Shui is a system of laws considered to govern spatial arrangement and orientation in relation to the flow of energy, and whose favorable or unfavorable effects are taken into account when siting and designing buildings. Let's Feng Shui our rooms!

Step 1. Don't have a mirror facing your bed, or mirrored closet doors. They end up putting to much energy in a room, the point of Feng Shui is to calm everything.










Step 2. Try not to put your bed under a beam, they can disrupt your sleep. If there is no way around this, hand 2 bamboo flutes from it, they are supposed to block unwanted energy from the head. 





Step 3. No water in the bedrooms anymore. No water paintings, no pictures of waterfalls, no fish tanks, NOTHING. Maybe a glass of water is fine... nahhh skip that too.





Step 4. Like flowers? Maybe a tree? I don't think so! No plants, no green... get over it people. The plants are bad! NO MORE VEGANS! EAT THE MEAT! cows, okay... oinks? yes! lettuce? NO! leave them in the kitchen(:





Step 5. Put your bed anywhere, just not against a wall. That's no good people! Do you want negative energy? I didn't think so. When you are... ya know... it can bring bad energy to have it against a wall. It means that one of you will be TRAPPED! You can't get out?! What?! Exactly... get out of the middle! Move the bed to the middle of the room, good energy, and no not being able to get up when you have to pee later... just saying, we have done it. Don't lie.

Step 6. Yes, we all like tv at night... Butttttttttt no more. I'm not saying get rid of it. Just like, cover it or put it in the closet, maybe turn it around, ect. Just don't look at it! YOU WILL DIE! well maybe not... But don't try it! Really wanna press your luck? I don't! 

Step 7. We all like reading at night right? A good book before bed is calming... until you have a mountain of books next to your bed, so high that you can't even see the door... yeah, we've all been there. Well only nerds to be honest... psssstttt, Hancock. The books are okay, just not to many books. When you are done with one... put it away. IN THE LIVING ROOM! 



Now, I've said pretty much, clean your room... make the rest of your house CRAP. Well, maybe in another post, we will clean house? No... I'm to tired... But just follow the steps, and you will have little to no negative energy in your bed room.